Oppo, I'm confused.

"El Rivinado" (joeman856) 02/17/2016 at 14:37 • Filed to: None

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Why do I see posts from Ben Rolland and Alex is in his heaven about Mod status? Is it that time for new mods to step up and take the place of some of the old ones? What's going on? SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!

Gamecat235 > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:39

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For Sweden > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:39

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The reactionaries will be rounded up and sent to re-education soon, do not worry.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:40

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Presidential race satire. Probably. If I’m wrong, we can at least bribe Rolland with Cadillacs and Cadillac accessories.

CB > For Sweden 02/17/2016 at 14:41

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Is re-education paid for by my taxes, or will I need to take out a loan for this one?

Your boy, BJR > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:42

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I promise to make Oppo great again! Vote for me!

El Rivinado > For Sweden 02/17/2016 at 14:42

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That's what scares me.

For Sweden > CB 02/17/2016 at 14:42

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There are no taxes, everything belongs to the Party.

CB > For Sweden 02/17/2016 at 14:43

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Of course, comrade.

El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:43

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What can you bribe me with Ben? Normally, I would vote for you because your cool? But what's in it for me if you're elected president?

Meatcoma > Gamecat235 02/17/2016 at 14:43

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Ah the 80s.

Your boy, BJR > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:44

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Well my Cadillac hasn't sold yet.....

not for canada - australian in disguise > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:44

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FOR CANADA FOR A BRIGHTER, COLDER, MORE REMOTE OPPOSITELOCK WITH MORE POLAR BEARS AND TIM HORTONS 2016

(I know, catchy campaign slogan)

El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:47

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I already got a Cadillac Ben.

Your boy, BJR > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:48

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Make Oppo great again, vote Rolland/Cruze. You won't be probed or re educated.

El Rivinado > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/17/2016 at 14:48

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But I don’t drink Tim Horton’s.

Also, I was born in Minnesota, I’m already technically half Canadian as it is.

Your boy, BJR > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/17/2016 at 14:49

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THIS IS NOT SATIRE. I am really running for mod

#makeoppogreatagain

El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:49

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I like the cut of your gib Rolland. I support Ben Rolland and Ted Cruze for 2016.

Your boy, BJR > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:50

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Yeah but you don't have 2 Cadillacs. Wouldn't you like to weld 2 Northstars together to make a V16?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/17/2016 at 14:50

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No poutine, no sale.

not for canada - australian in disguise > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 14:51

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Damnit.

El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:52

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Sounds awfully tempting. I will consider the offer at hand.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:52

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MOAR CYLINDERS

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 14:53

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I'll take it. I need a classy FWD winter car.

Your boy, BJR > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/17/2016 at 14:55

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Will you promise to support Rolland/Cruze and #makeoppogreatagain?

RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/17/2016 at 15:02

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FRENCH FRIES AND GRAVY FOR ALL, EH!!!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Your boy, BJR 02/17/2016 at 15:09

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Sadly no http://oppositelock.kinja.com/jake-for-mod-1…

(But in all seriousness yes !)

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > not for canada - australian in disguise 02/17/2016 at 16:33

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That’s my running platform, eh?